Erin Gordon

SUPERNATURAL: A SUMMARY OF THE SEASONS ACCORDING TO

This is long but amazingggg!

mishasminions:

DEAN WINCHESTER

1. DEAN WINCHESTER AND SAVING PEOPLE, HUNTING THINGS, LOOKING FOR DAD, EROTIC CODEPENDENCE WITH BRO, VENGEANCE FOR MOM, SEX WITH WOMEN, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR
2. DEAN WINCHESTER AND SAVING PEOPLE, HUNTING THINGS, RESURRECTION, FEELING GUILTY ABOUT DAD’S DEATH, MORE EROTIC CODEPENDENCE WITH BRO WHO TURNS OUT TO BE ONE OF FREAKS IN THE DEMONIC ARMY, TRADING LIFE TO SAVE BRO, MAN TEARS, SEX WITH WOMEN, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR
3. DEAN WINCHESTER AND ONE YEAR TO LIVE, MORE BROMANCE WITH BRO, DEATH, SEX WITH WOMEN, DEATH, ONE YEAR TO LIVE, DEATH, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR
4. DEAN WINCHESTER AND RESURRECTION, SAVING SEALS, REPRESSING EMOTIONS, ANGELS AND DEMONS, BROTHER’S BETRAYAL, COPIOUS QUANTITIES OF OCULAR INTERCOURSE WITH SPECIAL ANGEL, LETTING GUARD DOWN IN FRONT OF SAID ANGEL, DEBAUCHERY OF ANGELS, MAN TEARS, DEADLY YORKIES, ISSUES, SLASH, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR
5. DEAN WINCHESTER AND AVERTING THE APOCALYPSE, DEALING WITH BROTHER’S BETRAYAL, LIFE AS AN ANGEL CONDOM, DEATH, TIME TRAVELING, DEATH, BONDING PROFOUNDLY WITH SPECIAL ANGEL, COPIOUS QUANTITIES OF OCULAR INTERCOURSE WITH SAID ANGEL, DEATH, LARPING, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR
6. DEAN WINCHESTER AND TUCKING-IN SHIRT, DEADLY YORKIES, FAILED ATTEMPT AT NORMAL LIFE, SAVING PEOPLE, HUNTING THINGS, DEALING WITH SOULLESS BROTHER, SERVICING OBERON “KING OF FAIRIES”, BEING A SURROGATE FATHER, BEING A VAMPIRE, BEING DEATH, BEING CLINT EASTWOOD, BEING A DICK TO SPECIAL ANGEL, BONDING PROFOUNDLY WITH SAID ANGEL, NOT AS MUCH QUANTITIES OF OCULAR INTERCOURSE WITH SAID ANGEL, JEFFERSON STARSHIPS, BEING A VICTIM OF INCEST BY OWN MOTHER, BETRAYED BY BOYFRIEND, EPIC LOVE STORY WITH CAR, EPIC BREAK UP WITH BOYFRIEND
7. DEAN WINCHESTER AND DICK, ALCOHOL, LOSING EVERYTHING, FORGETTING CAS, WHO’S CAS?, KILLING SAM’S ONE NIGHT STAND, SAM KILLING DEAN’S ILLEGITIMATE DEMON SPAWN WHO WAS BORN OUT OF A ONE NIGHT STAND, REPRESSING ALL THE FEELINGS, HAVING NO FEELINGS, GETTING HIGH ON GOOEY BURGERS, KILLING THINGS, UNICORNS, BEING HETEROSEXUAL, BEING HETEROSEXUAL IN THE 40’S, STEALING TICKETS LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS, GIANT SLINKY

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